Yes folks, a nationwide shortage of suitable Filter Medium, has forced popular Aquarium Producer Eheim, to take drastic measures, in order to meet demand for their new Square Canister range of Filters.
And in a late breaking announcement, popular Celebrity, Spong Bob Square Pants, appears to be the victim of a suspected kidnapping. Sources say Spong Bob failed to return from a tour of the West German manufacturing base last week. A spokesperson today stated that Sponge Bob 'had been very excited after winning a Mystery Tour to Central Europe. Particularly as he hadn't even entered any competition!'. At this time, the Authorities have yet to receive any ransom demand.